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An acronym for "thought you ought to know."
By the way, punctuation is supposed to be included in the quotation marks. TYOTK.
tyotk by Max one thousand January 13, 2008
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To be "tyork" is to be a compulsive liar, who clumsily makes their way through their pathetic life.
Person1- "who stole my stuff milk"
Person2- " must have been tyork"
tyork- "I swear it wasn't me," with milk mustache on
tyork by doxin123 April 30, 2009
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tyotk ToTK tyork Thotkward Tootka Totka TOTKB totkmootgiy TOTKO twotkin
one who is plagued by unadulterated idiocy. Void of emotion and commonsense a TYORK wonders the earth trying to fullfill its never ending thirst for intoxicants. characterized by a hunched over gait. always walking with head down.
I feel so bad for that TYORK.

That was a very TYORK thing you did right there.
tyork by Sheltie 40 April 29, 2009
Tears of the kingdom, eg; the best sequel to the best game ever: BotW
Mark: Hey bro you played TotK yet?
Codey: No.
Mark: What the hell bro
TotK by Manden56 May 28, 2023
Totka is a Macedonian word that means thot. Totka is the girl who rejectes you but is the biggest whore that sends nudes to everyone.
Guy 1: Damn your girl got that fat ass.
Guy 2: Dude she's just a Totka.
Totka by LePickaSlayer July 1, 2020
You need not hurry, tyot
tyot by Poliobro June 20, 2016
1. (noun) a Russian word, use somewhat disparagingly, to refer to a female; akin in meaning to the English slang term "chick" but with an added connotation of referring to a fat chick; literally means cow in Russian.

2. (noun)a Russian girl employed in public auditing, who gets hit on during all hours of the day, loves to dance, hates to sing, and has a predisposition to pouting and making sound effects. Tyolkas must be fed regularly and frequently in order to avoid the outbreak of global thermonuclear war.

3. (verb) to act in accordance of the description given in definition 2 above.
1. The reason your mom's a tyolka is that she thinks lard is a food group.

2. By delaying lunchtime by one hour, I have guaranteed that Tyolka will kill me in a slow and painful manner.

3. By the end of the audit, I was saying "Hmph!" so often, I thought I was bustin' a tyolka!
tyolka by J-Boogie May 5, 2005
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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