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To be "tyork" is to be a compulsive liar, who clumsily makes their way through their pathetic life.
Person1- "who stole my stuff milk"
Person2- " must have been tyork"
tyork- "I swear it wasn't me," with milk mustache on
tyork by doxin123 April 30, 2009
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one who is plagued by unadulterated idiocy. Void of emotion and commonsense a TYORK wonders the earth trying to fullfill its never ending thirst for intoxicants. characterized by a hunched over gait. always walking with head down.
I feel so bad for that TYORK.

That was a very TYORK thing you did right there.
tyork by Sheltie 40 April 29, 2009
Tears of the kingdom, eg; the best sequel to the best game ever: BotW
Mark: Hey bro you played TotK yet?
Codey: No.
Mark: What the hell bro
TotK by Manden56 May 28, 2023
Totka is a Macedonian word that means thot. Totka is the girl who rejectes you but is the biggest whore that sends nudes to everyone.
Guy 1: Damn your girl got that fat ass.
Guy 2: Dude she's just a Totka.
Totka by LePickaSlayer July 1, 2020
You need not hurry, tyot
tyot by Poliobro June 20, 2016
1. (noun) a Russian word, use somewhat disparagingly, to refer to a female; akin in meaning to the English slang term "chick" but with an added connotation of referring to a fat chick; literally means cow in Russian.

2. (noun)a Russian girl employed in public auditing, who gets hit on during all hours of the day, loves to dance, hates to sing, and has a predisposition to pouting and making sound effects. Tyolkas must be fed regularly and frequently in order to avoid the outbreak of global thermonuclear war.

3. (verb) to act in accordance of the description given in definition 2 above.
1. The reason your mom's a tyolka is that she thinks lard is a food group.

2. By delaying lunchtime by one hour, I have guaranteed that Tyolka will kill me in a slow and painful manner.

3. By the end of the audit, I was saying "Hmph!" so often, I thought I was bustin' a tyolka!
tyolka by J-Boogie May 5, 2005