sneaky uncle

to touch or grab someone's private areas in a discreet manner by concealing the action with a more mundane motion. e.g.: reaching across your aunt at the dinner table to get the salt while you nonchalantly grab her crotch.
i gave megan a sneaky uncle in the car while pretending to look for the road map.
by roo March 26, 2004
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Shag mile

While the distance travelled by light in a year (a "light year") is a significant measurement, there is one that has greater relevance to most of us: the "shag mile".

The shag mile (noun) is the distance one is prepared to travel in order to have sex.
Imagined SMS exchange*:

A: I am quite enamoured with you.

B: I feel rather passionately disposed towards you.

A: If only...

B: ...we weren't so many shag miles apart?

A: Yes, but it's a measure of my deep-seated lust for you that I will travel around 150 shag miles to see you.

B: I'll be waiting on the bed with my kit off.

*The real exchange would be considerably fruitier than this
by Roo October 06, 2013
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RooDooD

l33ter than GamigiN...him spamm fairy
l33ter than Veikko_N...him spamm fairy 2
him not teh spamm gawd
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Ghouloul

by Roo August 02, 2003
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Punkle

A Punkle is an uncle who likes the Ramones.
My punkle wears all black and speaks in a shouting voice with a bad cockneyed accent.
by roo May 11, 2004
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Culturepreneur

Another bastardised nouveau noun, this time "culture" and "entrepreneur".

It is, according to the website of a marketing and promotions company as "…the dialogue between the arts and business."

Hateful, and it has me reaching for my pistol.
Perhaps the Saatchi Brothers are good exemplars of "culturepreneurs".
by Roo September 06, 2005
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Refugeebee

The root of the noun refugeebee is an amalgam of refugee and GB – short for Great Britain.

A refugeebee is not simply a Briton who has gone to live abroad; the term expat or expatriate covers such people adequately.

A refugeebee is generally assumed to be a Briton who has either exiled him- or herself ex of the UK, or – in some cases – perhaps fled to other shores.

This phrase does not appear to have been used before 2004 and has, to date, been used very infrequently, with the contributor having found one reference in The Telegraph Property section of April 9, 2005.

The writer of the article was Michael White.
“The refugeebees of Phuket or Provence are the same; they whine about the lack of Tetley Teabags and McVitie’s Digestive Biscuits on the supermarket shelves.”

NB Contributor's example.
by Roo April 11, 2005
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