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flick off

miffy's incorrect version of "flip off" which is to stick someone's middle finger at someone to tell them "fuck you".
miffy flicked off dang and he just laughed at her because she looked dumb.
by roo January 24, 2004
mugGet the flick offmug.

essex gympasauras

Tym, a lowly being from deepest darkest essex
Timothy is such an essex gympasauras
by roo January 13, 2004
mugGet the essex gympasaurasmug.

Agri-yob

Rather common, potentially fearsome and almost entirely insane lower-class countryside dweller wont to shouting "GET ARFF MOY LARND!" and pointing a 12-bore at one. Fond of tractors, cider and unpleasant acts with farmyard creatures, he or she serves a purpose. Quite whatthat is, apart from making a good beater and emptying the slurry pit occasionally, is moot.

Not to be confused with the Barbourian, which is a far higher caste of rural inhabitant altogether.

Better somehow, than town-centric, SUV-driving types, whose prisitne vehicles climb nothing higher than the kerb outside the local Waitrose.
Referred to in Blur's Coffee and TV, the agri-yob also features in the film Straw Dogs and in Waugh's novel Scoop.

From Coffee and TV:

"Do you go to the country?
It isn't very far.
There's people there who will hurt you
Cos of who you are…"
by Roo August 12, 2009
mugGet the Agri-yobmug.

RooDooD

l33ter than Veikko_N
by Roo September 15, 2003
mugGet the RooDooDmug.

Lokey

1)Thats Lokey!!!
2)Thanks Mate! Your Lokey!
by Roo April 3, 2004
mugGet the Lokeymug.

Culturepreneur

Another bastardised nouveau noun, this time "culture" and "entrepreneur".

It is, according to the website of a marketing and promotions company as "…the dialogue between the arts and business."

Hateful, and it has me reaching for my pistol.
Perhaps the Saatchi Brothers are good exemplars of "culturepreneurs".
by Roo September 6, 2005
mugGet the Culturepreneurmug.

fender bender

hard rockin', axe wielding amigo obviously favouring the fender as his weapon of choice.
the fender bender's opening riff proceeded to rock my socks off
by Roo April 6, 2004
mugGet the fender bendermug.

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