Thorting

The act of laugh so hard you wheeze or cough during the laugh resulting in you falling or sliding to the ground continuously wheezing which makes you laugh/wheeze more.

Alex, and the boys were playing games and suddenly Alex started thorting when he was trying to tell his joke.

by ThottietooHottie May 17, 2018

thort

A pussy that has been bored out so long and hard over the years that it more resembles a humid, moist cave than a vagina. This kind of vagina has the interesting property that it will give you both a boner as well as nightmares.

That MILF's thort probably hangs halfway down her thighs.

by Mark Schlouse March 14, 2003

thort

Text-kiddy/crack baby speak for "thought".

I thort my sister was actually my mum.

by Herne the Hunter March 12, 2006

Thort

A girl who is a thot and a whore at the same time

Dude did you see nancy at school tody?
Yeah shes such a thort

A thort? Wtf is that?
A whore and thot at the same time

by No means maybe June 12, 2020

Thort

Thort, he's a Thorty guy, in Space

Space Thorty is a space traveller, and the author of the "Thort Theorem"

by Bill Nyes Rich Cousin February 09, 2017

Thort

Short and thicc

Damn ma you thort 🥴

by marrix3x January 28, 2020

Thort

World Best Wow Player

If you wanna be the best you want to be like Thort!1!!!!

by Thort December 07, 2012