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a person who continuously posts perfectly sensical, 140-character "tweets" on Twitter; a perfect post such as this is known as a "twoosh" (twoosh). the word borrows heavily from "twoosh" and "douchebag", hence, one who is a douchebag about twooshing.

Dude01
My grandma died last night. The funeral's in 3 days.

Twooshbag
@ Dude01 I'm sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just ask. I know she meant a lot to you and I've been there. There, twoosh.

twooshbag by takefakecake (a twooshbag) May 11, 2009

Words you can keep

twooshbag

A twitter user that doesn't care about following anyone, just cares how many people are following them.

@hotdogsladies is such a twooshbag

twooshbag by xsforis March 28, 2008

Related Words

twooshbag • tooshbag • Swooshbag • Toothbag • Torshbag • Wooshbag • Trosh Bag

Wooshbag

someone who's such a normie he doesn't get a joke and is a dick about it

why are these people who don't get jokes are so toxic they are wooshbags

Wooshbag by FlareK7 January 28, 2021

Swooshbag

Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."

Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.

Swooshbag by GullibleZine October 21, 2008

Swooshbag

Someone who owns and wears a lot of sneakers and athletic gear made by Nike.

Ed always has the new Jordans. what a swooshbag.

Swooshbag by GullibleZine October 18, 2008

Toothbag

An uptight, self-confident douchebag who wears a silly little headphone in his ear to show everyone that he's too important to use his hands while calling.
You know the type. Bluetooth motherfuckers.
It sounds like they're talking to you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
Fuck these guys.

(or girls...)

"Dude, look at that toothbag over there. Wearing crocs... buying starbucks... talking to the fucking WALLLL! FUCK THAT GUY!"

Toothbag by Brian Mg. October 13, 2007

tooshbag

a cleaning device for your asshole

"I didn't say douchebag, i said tooshbag!"
"oh, well great, because my ass is RANK!"

tooshbag by clrrksinger March 20, 2008

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026