twooshbag 

a person who continuously posts perfectly sensical, 140-character "tweets" on Twitter; a perfect post such as this is known as a "twoosh" (twoosh). the word borrows heavily from "twoosh" and "douchebag", hence, one who is a douchebag about twooshing.

Dude01
My grandma died last night. The funeral's in 3 days.

Twooshbag
@ Dude01 I'm sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just ask. I know she meant a lot to you and I've been there. There, twoosh.

twooshbag by takefakecake (a twooshbag) May 11, 2009

twooshbag 

A twitter user that doesn't care about following anyone, just cares how many people are following them.

@hotdogsladies is such a twooshbag

twooshbag by xsforis March 28, 2008

Wooshbag 

someone who's such a normie he doesn't get a joke and is a dick about it

why are these people who don't get jokes are so toxic they are wooshbags

Wooshbag by FlareK7 January 28, 2021

Swooshbag 

Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."

Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.

Swooshbag by GullibleZine October 21, 2008

Swooshbag 

Someone who owns and wears a lot of sneakers and athletic gear made by Nike.

Ed always has the new Jordans. what a swooshbag.

Swooshbag by GullibleZine October 18, 2008

Toothbag

An uptight, self-confident douchebag who wears a silly little headphone in his ear to show everyone that he's too important to use his hands while calling.
You know the type. Bluetooth motherfuckers.
It sounds like they're talking to you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
Fuck these guys.

(or girls...)

"Dude, look at that toothbag over there. Wearing crocs... buying starbucks... talking to the fucking WALLLL! FUCK THAT GUY!"

Toothbag by Brian Mg. October 13, 2007

tooshbag 

a cleaning device for your asshole

"I didn't say douchebag, i said tooshbag!"
"oh, well great, because my ass is RANK!"

tooshbag by clrrksinger March 20, 2008