Swooshbag

Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."

Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.

by GullibleZine October 21, 2008

Swooshbag

Someone who owns and wears a lot of sneakers and athletic gear made by Nike.

Ed always has the new Jordans. what a swooshbag.

by GullibleZine October 18, 2008

Swooshman

The man wearing just the Nike stuff. Just do it. Just swoosh it. Completely dressed up in black sneakers, socks, boxers, shorts, t-shirt, jacket, gloves and baseball cap. His kids in the same stuff are swooshboy and swooshgirl

Guy #1: Who's that slick man wearing all black Nike stuff with just white swoosh logo?
Guy #2: Oh, that's Mister Milanko Sasko a. k. a. Doctor Fiasco, known around Vienna, Austria as purist Swooshman, because he hates that crappy noisy designed Nike logo with lettering next to the swoosh. He is the #1 Nike customer in Europe wearing just the swoosh stuff from 1980. He is famous for founding Lit eX.i.t. society (eXperience. independence. tolerance). Swoosh symbol represents that his head, heart and heels are checked out for integrity and honesty.

by amiland May 2, 2022

Sorooshbag

Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. When they aren'€™t making an ass of themselves they usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a Sorooshbag. And ALL Sorooshbags are in fraternities.

"Dude, I met this total bro the other day,"
"Yeah I think the word you're looking for is Sorooshbag"
"Exactly man!"

by Fuck Greek Week April 20, 2009

twooshbag

a person who continuously posts perfectly sensical, 140-character "tweets" on Twitter; a perfect post such as this is known as a "twoosh" (twoosh). the word borrows heavily from "twoosh" and "douchebag", hence, one who is a douchebag about twooshing.

Dude01
My grandma died last night. The funeral's in 3 days.

Twooshbag
@ Dude01 I'm sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just ask. I know she meant a lot to you and I've been there. There, twoosh.

by takefakecake (a twooshbag) May 11, 2009

swooshability

The ability of LegoTM building toys to be flown around in a childish manner, aka to be "swooshed"

The jet has a handle for easy pick-up-and-play and maximum swooshability,

by you're real name. June 1, 2018

Wooshbag

someone who's such a normie he doesn't get a joke and is a dick about it

why are these people who don't get jokes are so toxic they are wooshbags

by FlareK7 January 28, 2021