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Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."
Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.
by GullibleZine September 04, 2008
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Someone who owns and wears a lot of sneakers and athletic gear made by Nike.
Ed always has the new Jordans. what a swooshbag.
by GullibleZine August 29, 2008
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