a person who continuously posts perfectly sensical, 140-character "tweets" on Twitter; a perfect post such as this is known as a "twoosh" (twoosh). the word borrows heavily from "twoosh" and "douchebag", hence, one who is a douchebag about twooshing.
Dude01
My grandma died last night. The funeral's in 3 days.
Twooshbag
@ Dude01 I'm sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just ask. I know she meant a lot to you and I've been there. There, twoosh.
An uptight, self-confident douchebag who wears a silly little headphone in his ear to show everyone that he's too important to use his hands while calling.
You know the type. Bluetooth motherfuckers.
It sounds like they're talking to you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
Fuck these guys.
(or girls...)
"Dude, look at that toothbag over there. Wearing crocs... buying starbucks... talking to the fucking WALLLL! FUCK THAT GUY!"
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.