tooshbag
tooshbag by clrrksinger March 20, 2008
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twooshbag
a person who continuously posts perfectly sensical, 140-character "tweets" on Twitter; a perfect post such as this is known as a "twoosh" (twoosh). the word borrows heavily from "twoosh" and "douchebag", hence, one who is a douchebag about twooshing.
Dude01
My grandma died last night. The funeral's in 3 days.
Twooshbag
@ Dude01 I'm sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just ask. I know she meant a lot to you and I've been there. There, twoosh.
My grandma died last night. The funeral's in 3 days.
Twooshbag
@ Dude01 I'm sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just ask. I know she meant a lot to you and I've been there. There, twoosh.
twooshbag by takefakecake (a twooshbag) May 11, 2009
Toothbag
An uptight, self-confident douchebag who wears a silly little headphone in his ear to show everyone that he's too important to use his hands while calling.
You know the type. Bluetooth motherfuckers.
It sounds like they're talking to you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
Fuck these guys.
(or girls...)
You know the type. Bluetooth motherfuckers.
It sounds like they're talking to you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
Fuck these guys.
(or girls...)
"Dude, look at that toothbag over there. Wearing crocs... buying starbucks... talking to the fucking WALLLL! FUCK THAT GUY!"
Torshbag
A huge douchebag with an abnormally large torso. Be warned: this one thinks it is always correct, do not argue with the Torshbag.
Look at that huge Torshbag.
Torshbag by Awesomecoderman123 April 28, 2011
twooshbag
A twitter user that doesn't care about following anyone, just cares how many people are following them.
@hotdogsladies is such a twooshbag