tooshbag

a cleaning device for your asshole

"I didn't say douchebag, i said tooshbag!"
"oh, well great, because my ass is RANK!"

by clrrksinger March 20, 2008

twooshbag

a person who continuously posts perfectly sensical, 140-character "tweets" on Twitter; a perfect post such as this is known as a "twoosh" (twoosh). the word borrows heavily from "twoosh" and "douchebag", hence, one who is a douchebag about twooshing.

Dude01
My grandma died last night. The funeral's in 3 days.

Twooshbag
@ Dude01 I'm sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just ask. I know she meant a lot to you and I've been there. There, twoosh.

by takefakecake (a twooshbag) May 11, 2009

Toothbag

An uptight, self-confident douchebag who wears a silly little headphone in his ear to show everyone that he's too important to use his hands while calling.
You know the type. Bluetooth motherfuckers.
It sounds like they're talking to you every time you walk by. So you turn, start talking, and then look like an asshole for trying to initiate conversation with a stranger.
Fuck these guys.

(or girls...)

"Dude, look at that toothbag over there. Wearing crocs... buying starbucks... talking to the fucking WALLLL! FUCK THAT GUY!"

by Brian Mg. October 13, 2007

Torshbag

A huge douchebag with an abnormally large torso. Be warned: this one thinks it is always correct, do not argue with the Torshbag.

Look at that huge Torshbag.

by Awesomecoderman123 April 28, 2011

twooshbag

A twitter user that doesn't care about following anyone, just cares how many people are following them.

@hotdogsladies is such a twooshbag

by xsforis March 28, 2008