twoit waffle
twoit waffle by sexual bears March 1, 2010
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twot waffle by Bish wat!!!! July 22, 2016
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twit waffle
Someone who is obsessed with their own image, thinks they know more than anybody else but, in reality can't speak or comprehend beyond a 3rd grade level, has no clue about American or world history or culture, Is a bully and is so thin skinned that they can't take the most simple critique. Similar to twat waffle but, this person normally advertises their stupidity on Twitter.
twit waffle by NunYaBizwhacks May 4, 2017
Twotwaffle
A low-key dick. Behaves in a dickish way over petty things for no other reason than that they're a twotwaffle. This is taken to the point where others look upon them as weak or pathetic.
G: Why has the milk been left out?
K: I'm making cereal.
G: YOU BETTER PUT IT BACK WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED WITH IT!
Everyone else: He's such a twotwaffle.
K: I'm making cereal.
G: YOU BETTER PUT IT BACK WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED WITH IT!
Everyone else: He's such a twotwaffle.
Twotwaffle by Agentthot February 4, 2021
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!