twoit waffle

when the twoit is sticky like waffle syrup

derak and ryan know ur a twoit waffle

by sexual bears March 1, 2010

twot waffle

A crusty vagina

Omg that girl has a Twot waffle

by Bish wat!!!! July 22, 2016

twit waffle

Someone who is obsessed with their own image, thinks they know more than anybody else but, in reality can't speak or comprehend beyond a 3rd grade level, has no clue about American or world history or culture, Is a bully and is so thin skinned that they can't take the most simple critique. Similar to twat waffle but, this person normally advertises their stupidity on Twitter.

President Trump is such a twit waffle!

by NunYaBizwhacks May 4, 2017

Twotwaffle

A low-key dick. Behaves in a dickish way over petty things for no other reason than that they're a twotwaffle. This is taken to the point where others look upon them as weak or pathetic.

G: Why has the milk been left out?
K: I'm making cereal.
G: YOU BETTER PUT IT BACK WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED WITH IT!
Everyone else: He's such a twotwaffle.

by Agentthot February 4, 2021