Twot 

Okay..firstly lets get rid of all this americentrix bollocks. USA and Canada? East Coast? West Coast? All Bullshit. Twot is an old English word, in use before the American continent was settled. Yes, its just another word for Twat.

What a small world you Twots live in

Twot by Huey Tank August 18, 2016

TWOT 

TWOT - Total waste of time

It can be a useless person or a useless object or action.

Oh my god that movie’s a TWOT

He is such a TWOT

TWOT by kingg._. April 21, 2019

Twot 

a female pussy

clean that twot w/ a douche

Twot by antony November 14, 2003

Twot 

The way most Canadians pronounce the slang insult, "Twat".

Veradun: That twatting spy got me!
Slytra: I'l get the Twot!
Slothability: O.o

Twot by Veradun August 28, 2014

Twot 

Someone, who without effort, makes a right proper useless waste of space of himself. Not annoying, just a useless twot.

When he died it was a relief to us all... the useless twot.

Twot by clemstar February 27, 2009

twot 

Variant of twat, someone who is twattish but not quite that bad. Also used in a similar manner to feck, that is a polite replacement that can be used in mixed company.

That Brain out of Westlife's a right twot.

twot by crackerwax April 3, 2003

TWOT 

It's an acronym for 'total waste of time', often used on the internet, to describe things (pictures, videos, etc.) that someone wished they hadn't watched.

Refer to: RickRoll.

Well, that was a TWOT.

(Response to a message): TWOT!

TWOT by Dutty4u September 29, 2008