two prong

To use multiple communication outlets to reach your intended target. If someone isn't responding by text, facebook, ecetera, you use a secondary form to get their attention.

Two prong? Seriously? I didn't answer my phone and now she's all up on my Twitter. relentless

by RachJ January 8, 2015

Three Prong In A Two Prong World

An expression used by a guy to describe being in a situation in which he is the only man in an area full of women. Usually refers to a situation in which he is not happy to be amongst many women. Expression comes from the fact that a power cord with three prongs looks like it has a penis, while a power cord with two prongs would look more feminine in comparison. The three prong plug would not fit into a two prong outlet, as the man does not belong in this female happy zone.

Examples would be his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a chick flick, and he was the only guy; or his girlfriend/wife dragged him to a concert that was a person only women are fans of; or when she drags her guy into a store especially for women like Yankee Candle, Bath & Body Works or Victoria's Secret.

Boy let me tell you, last night was a nightmare. The wife really wanted to go see some movie so I took her and I mustve been the only guy in the whole room. Talk about being a three prong in a two prong world! It was horrible!

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

simply a long insult

yo man Freddie is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

by Austin D August 30, 2006

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

it is a really big insult

kyle depenning is a mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

by kyle depenning December 14, 2006

MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK

THE MOTHER FUCKIN' ULTIMATE INSULT.

CARTMAN'S MOM IS A MOTHER FUCKIN' TITTY SUCKIN' TWO BALL BITCH WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A RUBBER DICK.

by MATTPOWNS June 27, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick

famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."

college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."

by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007