TWESIS 

Acronym: Thread With Extraordinary Survival Instinct Syndrome.

Typically applies to threads in bulletin-boards/forums that are active over an unusually long period of time.

Example: This Happy Birthday thread is just another to be affected by TWESIS! Few birthday threads last this long!

TWESIS by Sid! November 15, 2005

twesis 

a statement or theory that is put forward as a premise to be maintained or proved inspired by or based on a tweet

My paper is based on this twesis.

twesis by every_day_potato March 16, 2021

thesisitis 

The feeling one gets when thinking about writing their thesis, usually making them feel physically and/or mentally ill.

Symptoms can include, nausea, lethargy, incoherent conversations and sometimes momentary lapses of motor skills (eg. walking).

Without treatment thesisitis can result in excessive desk chair racing and may result in injury.

Student: Man, every time I think about my thesis I feel sick.
Friend: Well maybe you've got thesisitis, it's probably a good idea to take the day off.

Student: Today I rode an elephant backwards up the stairs.
Concerned friend: Pretty sure you have thesisitis... I'm just gonna keep my distance in case it's contagious.

thesisitis by FY procrastination May 2, 2011

Thesis Guilt 

Typically when writing a thesis for a PhD, the author will feel guilt all of the time. When doing any other activity other than thesis writing, such as watching TV for relaxation, the guilt will always be there. The only known cure is finishing the thesis.

Jane is unhappy out for dinner with her friends because she has thesis guilt.

Thesis Guilt by NicTail September 26, 2011

A Cruel Angel's Thesis 

(Zankoku na tenshi no teze) the opening of 1995 anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion, cures depression, whilst the show itself brings all of that said depression back

"wew, my depression disappears when i listen to A Cruel Angel's Thesis"

A Cruel Angel's Thesis by ofrfr October 11, 2020

encryptment thesis 

The theory popularized by time-travel researcher Nicholas Meyler, that information from the Future, frequently about disasters, is often embedded or encrypted subtly (see "steganography") into artworks like music, or literature, as possible warnings, to avert damage.

The FBI could have used the encryptment thesis to deduce the September 11 attacks before they happened, but, instead, obstructed justice.

encryptment thesis by Nicholas Meyler April 29, 2003

tresistance 

Tresistance is the combination of the words troll and resistance - it is your ability to resist people trying to troll you.

Chris told Nick that its called an xbox 360 because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away, but Nick's tresistance prevented him from getting trolled.

tresistance by coolcreep January 4, 2010