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Tweezers
Tweezers by Quickshot Gaming September 19, 2018
Related Words
tweezel • tweezers • tweeze • Tweezee • tweezerman • Tweezer Pleaser • tweezles • tweedell • tweetelage • tweevella
tweetelage
tweetelage
twee-te-lage
Noun
To provide tutelage over Twitter
Commonly found in tweets among traders, where professional traders tweet advice/tips to aspiring traders
twee-te-lage
Noun
To provide tutelage over Twitter
Commonly found in tweets among traders, where professional traders tweet advice/tips to aspiring traders
Twitter Feed:
Professional_Trader777: Looks like we may test that level on the way up
Aspiring_Trader69: @Professional_Trader777 Gee, thanks for the tweetelage mister.
Professional_Trader777: Looks like we may test that level on the way up
Aspiring_Trader69: @Professional_Trader777 Gee, thanks for the tweetelage mister.
tweetelage by iccthedral October 11, 2010
Tweezering
Tweezering by 2inthePink December 4, 2014
Wo Tweeze
A place located in C-Bus or Worthington Ohio. Known on a National level for pwning noobs in RL (real life). The Wo Tweeze has very limited and specific criteria for joining. One must be colder than an ice cube and be a fan of teams such as The Ohio State University to be considered part of the Wo Tweeze. Activities such as drinking, smoking, fighting, raging, pwning especially grandview kids, sitting on the porch, steezing, listening to lil wayne, hooking up with girls, going to the billingsley resort, and raking in money like it was something to do all occur in the Wo Tweeze on a daily basis.
-Damn look how cool and confident those guys look they must be from the Wo Tweeze.
-Wo Tweeze will work your whole crew.
-Grandview kid: U Guys Suck
Wo Tweeze Member: Bitch. Dont make us show you what the Wo Tweeze is all about
-Whilst Drinking: What should we toast to? I know the Wo Tweeze.
-Wo Tweeze will work your whole crew.
-Grandview kid: U Guys Suck
Wo Tweeze Member: Bitch. Dont make us show you what the Wo Tweeze is all about
-Whilst Drinking: What should we toast to? I know the Wo Tweeze.
Wo Tweeze by WoTweezePwnsNoobs December 6, 2009
tweezer squeezer
A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.
Origin: Mid-NY
Origin: Mid-NY
Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*
"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*
"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"
tweezer squeezer by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008
Doo doo tweezer
A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement
"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."
Doo doo tweezer by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010
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