Weepsterbate 

Weeping while masturbating. Usually performed by single women that watch too many YouTube documentaries or older men who have completely given up at life and only leave the house to buy tweed pants. "

Example: "Girl, I weepsterbated to a YouTube documentary about Mariana Trench for about four hours last night. It was epic!

Weepsterbate by Hispanic Magic March 19, 2023

Weeperbate

Masterbating with one's own tears.

Chris spent weeks weeperbating after his recent breakup with Rachel.

Joey was dehydrated and chaffed due to excessive weeperbating brought on by a recent breakup.

Dave retired to his room to Weeperbate.

Weeperbate by MasterWeeper March 9, 2012

Weepsturbate 

The act of masturbating to oneself while weeping.

Seth sat in the corner and weepsturbated while Talitha and I got it on.

Weepsturbate by A-Trizzle February 27, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008