Weepsterbate

Weeping while masturbating. Usually performed by single women that watch too many YouTube documentaries or older men who have completely given up at life and only leave the house to buy tweed pants. "

Example: "Girl, I weepsterbated to a YouTube documentary about Mariana Trench for about four hours last night. It was epic!

Weepsterbate by Hispanic Magic March 19, 2023

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Weeperbate

Masterbating with one's own tears.

Chris spent weeks weeperbating after his recent breakup with Rachel.

Joey was dehydrated and chaffed due to excessive weeperbating brought on by a recent breakup.

Dave retired to his room to Weeperbate.

Weeperbate by MasterWeeper March 9, 2012

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Weepsturbate

The act of masturbating to oneself while weeping.

Seth sat in the corner and weepsturbated while Talitha and I got it on.

Weepsturbate by A-Trizzle February 27, 2008

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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