TGIMF

Thank God It's My Friday. Expression used by one who takes off work on Friday. As a result, the emotion and joy associated with Friday is experienced on Thursday.
Person 1: You seem unusually happy for a Thursday.

Person 2: That's because I am taking tomorrow off. TGIMF!
by Riconator November 20, 2009
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Tweeter's Block

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.
This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.
by Riconator September 27, 2009
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parental tax

The portion of the goods or services acquired or earned by children that can be claimed by their parent(s).
Child: Dad, look at all the candy I got for Halloween!

Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.

Child: What? Why?

Dad: Parental tax.
by Riconator October 30, 2010
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returner's remorse

The regret one feels after returning an item they purchased or received as a gift.
Rick felt returner's remorse shortly after returning the new laptop he purchased 30 minutes earlier.
by Riconator January 06, 2011
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Faceblock

A condition among Facebookers where one loses the ability to post status updates or comments to the posts of others.
Person 1: Hey man, are you okay? I haven't seen much from you on Facebook. I was starting to think you were dead.

Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.
by Riconator September 26, 2009
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onlife

The state of being engaged in activities away from electronic media.
Person 1: What have you been up to? You haven't posted anything on Facebook or tweeted in days.

Person 2: I've been pretty busy onlife lately. Between work and the family, I haven't had time for much else.
by riconator November 10, 2009
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booked out

Overwhelmed and exhausted by social media to the point of no participation. This includes providing no updates, comments, likes or tweets.
Person 1: Hey, what did you think about Rick's Facebook update? It was classic!

Person 2: I didn't see it.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: I haven't been on Facebook or Twitter in weeks, I'm totally booked out.
by Riconator September 07, 2010
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