Definitions by Riconator

returner's remorse

The regret one feels after returning an item they purchased or received as a gift.

Rick felt returner's remorse shortly after returning the new laptop he purchased 30 minutes earlier.

returner's remorse by Riconator January 6, 2011

parental tax

The portion of the goods or services acquired or earned by children that can be claimed by their parent(s).

Child: Dad, look at all the candy I got for Halloween!

Dad: Cool. Give me your peanut butter cups.

Child: What? Why?

Dad: Parental tax.

parental tax by Riconator October 30, 2010

booked out 

Overwhelmed and exhausted by social media to the point of no participation. This includes providing no updates, comments, likes or tweets.

Person 1: Hey, what did you think about Rick's Facebook update? It was classic!

Person 2: I didn't see it.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: I haven't been on Facebook or Twitter in weeks, I'm totally booked out.

booked out by Riconator September 7, 2010

reciprolike 

To "like" something someone has posted online because they "liked" something you posted.

Person 1:

I can't believe you "liked" that picture on Facebook.

Person 2:

She "liked" my post the other day. I had to reciprolike.

reciprolike by Riconator March 12, 2010

TGIMF 

Thank God It's My Friday. Expression used by one who takes off work on Friday. As a result, the emotion and joy associated with Friday is experienced on Thursday.

Person 1: You seem unusually happy for a Thursday.

Person 2: That's because I am taking tomorrow off. TGIMF!

TGIMF by Riconator November 19, 2009

onlife 

The state of being engaged in activities away from electronic media.

Person 1: What have you been up to? You haven't posted anything on Facebook or tweeted in days.

Person 2: I've been pretty busy onlife lately. Between work and the family, I haven't had time for much else.

onlife by riconator November 9, 2009

Faceblock 

A condition among Facebookers where one loses the ability to post status updates or comments to the posts of others.

Person 1: Hey man, are you okay? I haven't seen much from you on Facebook. I was starting to think you were dead.

Person 2: I'm fine. I just have a bad case of Faceblock. I can't even bring myself to login.

Faceblock by Riconator September 26, 2009