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Tweenster

Suburban white bread 5th and 6th graders, who think they know everything, and do not want to be referred to as "children".
-They have no real music tastes of their own, and just listen to what's on the weekly top 40 chart, because they think it makes them seem "cool".

- Frequently shop at stores like "Hollister" and "Aeropostal" with the 200 dollars their parents give them for clothing that they "need". These tweenies think it's cool to shop in the "teenager" stores, and buy all the size 0s and Xsmalls.

-They often have high priced electronic accessorys that no 10 year olds needs. Such as an "iPhone".

-Most have either Middle aged mothers who still think they're 20, or overweight, dumpy moms who try to live their life through their child.

-Warning! they will get extremely offended if you in any way imply that they are still a child.
Normal 10 year old- "Wanna go play with dolls?"
Tweenster 10 year old- "WTF no, dolls are for 9 year olds, stupid."
by PseudonymixYah March 14, 2009
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tweenster

a person in their twenties, a person between twenty and twenty-nine years of age, the years of a century of a person's life.
"he's in his late twenties"
she’s a tweenster, in her early twenties and doomed to be another cute empty hooker on Craigslist
by PearlmanNB April 19, 2018
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Jeter Tweeter

(n) A person who tweets while dropping a "Jeter" (named after the number for the former shortstop, #2) on the toilet.
OMG, he just liked my tweet, and he's been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He's clearly a Jeter Tweeter.
by jredman April 19, 2017
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Tweeter's Block

A condition a Twitter user experiences when they lose the ability tweet or retweet messages on Twitter.
This is the worst time to have this case of Tweeter's Block. I've got so much going on right now, if I don't tweet something, I'm going to hurt my personal brand.
by Riconator September 26, 2009
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tweenager

Used to describe (usually in relation to consumption and marketing) a person who has entered the "in between" years before adolescence (see teenager); children between the ages of 10 and 12. These children display common traits, interests, and developing psychologies separate from those in younger, and older age brackets. Commonly abbreviated to "tween". See related words: pre-teen, young adult
These clothing products are specifically marketed to tweenagers.
by olivia November 13, 2003
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full metal tweetstorm

The full-blown and violent verbal assault that the Moron in Chief uses in his Putin-funded warfare against the American people.
We have slowly become accustomed to the full metal tweetstorm that is essentially the deranged and sloppy word salad rantings of a madman.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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Clout Tweeter

Those kids on Twitter (Normally aged between 13-16) who have, rather, a Fortnite profile picture or a picture of a random women in a bikini.

These people are emotionally unstable. They feel the need to log into Twitter everyday just to get their 9 year old followers to Like and retweet.

Tweets may be as followed:

“Noti gang where you @?”

“Like or Fake AF”

“Turn on notis or unfollowed’

“No one supports me”
“Doing an unfollow spree soon, like and RT to stay followed”
“If your phone is real, press S to make ß”
“This is you and your 3rd @, W or L?”

These people most definitely don’t have IRL friends . The Likes and Retweets they get on their tweets make them feel wanted and less lonely. It also gives them a feeling of fake fame and self worth.

They may also call their followers ‘supporters’. But the only reason they have followers is because they use the Follow/Unfollow Twitter method. Meaning they follow loads of people, then unfollow the ones who didn’t follow back.

So they aren’t really supportive, they’re just their because they were followed first.

Do not insult these people, not only do they have the worse comebacks. But they take things very personally.
by Damnitscam October 22, 2020
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