twautwaffle 

Someone whom is Considered A twautwaffle , is a rude yet sarcastic way of calling your friend she's got the best breakfast between her thighs.

Slavery sweet sticky a lil crunch to her bad sexy self..

Hey my twautwaffle,! I missed you what up?

twautwaffle by Herekittiekittie May 6, 2022

Twatwaffle 

Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.

That female 1SG that got an ARCOM for trolling Army Soldiers on Facebook and getting them in trouble is a real twatwaffle.

Twatwaffle by HardRock Medic January 1, 2015

Twatwaffle 

An individual who is not only an imbecilic they wield their idiocy as a weapon and often fall into positions of power in which they can corrupt and decay the previously working systems. These individuals usually act aloof and disconnected from everyone else and any problems that occur are because other people are not following their intent obviously.

The President is a twatwaffle, he managed to walk into a well running government and crash the economic value of the country by 40% while stomping on the constitutional rights of the people.

Twatwaffle by Nanan00 December 26, 2021

Twatwaffle 

A person so utterly ignorant they should legally be classified as mentally challenged but somehow manage to be a cunt.

Only a fat twatwaffle would wear velour track pants and criticize the fashion of others.

Twatwaffle by doobdasher January 15, 2017

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle 

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)

"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009

twatwaffle 

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.

There is this twatwaffle in my anatomy class who won't shut up even though he is obviously an idiot and everyone fucking hates his sputtering face.

twatwaffle by PleasantlyWeird June 18, 2011

twatwaffling 

(Verb). To utter words of such steaming excrement, it is hard to believe any mammal produced them.

I couldn't listen to the entire speech. His twatwaffling was severe.

twatwaffling by Pinkie_Flamingo June 20, 2016