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twatwaffling 

v. Twatwaffling requires the loose labia typically found on older women or ones who have given birth vaginally. The act of twatwaffling requires the waffler to straddle the face of the wafflee, and thrust about in such a way that the wafflee gets slapped by the dangling bits of female flesh.

The female equivalent of teabagging. Can be threatened or simulated by women with smaller labia, often as a joke or prank.
I'll nuke you from orbit and twatwaffle the corpse.

First to pass out at the slumber party gets twatwaffled.

Keep talking like that, and I'll be twatwaffling you when we get home.
twatwaffling by Larayne April 26, 2014

Twatwaffling 

Constant bigoted reDumbdence that is heavily secure in the puny mind of a god complex having p.o.s. who probably lives with their aunt because the twatwaffle speaking has a personality a mother couldn't even love.
If this asshat doesn't stop twatwaffling I'm gonna lose what little i have of my own damn mind!
Twatwaffling by RaeMRae84 September 28, 2019

twat waffling whore bag 

1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot
"Omg! You twat waffling whore bag!! Keep away from my boyfriend!"
-Chair

twatwaffleness 

A poor excuse of a woman with vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle yet the owner of this vagina still believes she is panda vagina status!
I'm in no mood to handle her twatwaffleness today!
twatwaffleness by MS.KUP November 26, 2014

Twatwaffleagus 

A low calorie truck stop parking lot breakfast.
She made me have breakfast so she prepared a twatwaffleagus for us to enjoy together.
Twatwaffleagus by anonymous June 3, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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