twatwaffling

(Verb). To utter words of such steaming excrement, it is hard to believe any mammal produced them.

I couldn't listen to the entire speech. His twatwaffling was severe.

by Pinkie_Flamingo June 20, 2016

twatwaffling

v. Twatwaffling requires the loose labia typically found on older women or ones who have given birth vaginally. The act of twatwaffling requires the waffler to straddle the face of the wafflee, and thrust about in such a way that the wafflee gets slapped by the dangling bits of female flesh.

The female equivalent of teabagging. Can be threatened or simulated by women with smaller labia, often as a joke or prank.

I'll nuke you from orbit and twatwaffle the corpse.

First to pass out at the slumber party gets twatwaffled.

Keep talking like that, and I'll be twatwaffling you when we get home.

by Larayne April 26, 2014

Twatwaffling

Constant bigoted reDumbdence that is heavily secure in the puny mind of a god complex having p.o.s. who probably lives with their aunt because the twatwaffle speaking has a personality a mother couldn't even love.

If this asshat doesn't stop twatwaffling I'm gonna lose what little i have of my own damn mind!

by RaeMRae84 September 28, 2019

twat waffling whore bag

1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot

"Omg! You twat waffling whore bag!! Keep away from my boyfriend!"
-Chair

by girlyguardgirl May 27, 2011

twatwaffleness

A poor excuse of a woman with vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle yet the owner of this vagina still believes she is panda vagina status!

I'm in no mood to handle her twatwaffleness today!

by MS.KUP November 26, 2014

Twatwaffleagus

A low calorie truck stop parking lot breakfast.

She made me have breakfast so she prepared a twatwaffleagus for us to enjoy together.

by anonymous June 3, 2021