Complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.
That female 1SG that got an ARCOM for trolling Army Soldiers on Facebook and getting them in trouble is a real twatwaffle.
by HardRock Medic January 01, 2015
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A person so utterly ignorant they should legally be classified as mentally challenged but somehow manage to be a cunt.
Only a fat twatwaffle would wear velour track pants and criticize the fashion of others.
by doobdasher January 15, 2017
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Someone that has a face like a shrivelled up vagina.

Has very little friends and the friends they do have are cockwomble 's
Katie is a twatwaffle, her face is so much like a shrivelled vagina someone stuck a tampon in her mouth.
by Linda Truffles November 26, 2015
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Someone who is extremely co-dependent and needy af. Always a clinger and whiney. #leach #clinger
No on each like her, she's a twatwaffle.
by THE REAL SHIT May 31, 2017
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Not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so. Whereas a douchebag most likely belonged to a fraternity, the twatwaffle was the target of a frat house. As an older adult, they come off as sniveling wimps and are often at the center of drama.
Bruce is the epitome of a twatwaffle, his nelly attitude combined with his insatiable appetite for drama move him slightly to the left on the kinsian scale, but he’s definitely not gay.
by JMGLosAngeles February 06, 2018
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