twatma

A grandma that is an absolute twat

My grandma is so vile, we call her twatma

twatma by The spam eye haters September 7, 2015

Twatmouth 

Someone whose words are just as useless as the sounds that emanate from a twat.

Someone who has a twat where their mouth should be

Dude, you're such a twatmouth. You frickin talk all day long.

Twatmouth by Charlieboy69 May 7, 2009

Twatacopter 

Mainly a girl who is exceedingly annoying and is hovering around you while you are trying to pick up a girl at a bar, club, or other events (be it charity events, doctors office, the grocery store, party... we have all seen the overly drunk girl at a party on some guy who clearly does not want her). This girl does not necessarily have to be a friend, she just has to be annoying enough to ruin your game.

Nick: Dude, that bitch was such a twatacopter, she was just hovering around me the whole night as I was trying to pick up Emma

Harry: I know man, she was one of those drunk twatacopters too, just hanging off you you basically. Fuck, sorry man

Nick: Don't worry about it... maybe next time she just wont be there.

Harry: lets hope...

Twatacopter by Bleek September 28, 2009

twatapuss 

A man who acts like a huge vagina or a pussy because of insecurity issues, or is just plain scared of the final outcome of any situation.

"Kyle only had three beers fishing today before he went home to the old lady"
"That is because he is a huge twatapuss"

twatapuss by beerboy75 October 7, 2009

Twatballer 

Someone who exhibits lame tactics in competitive sports video games, usually against a human opponent. This could include but is not limited to running the same play over and over, using clock tactics, or anything else that isn't in the spirit of friends sitting down to waste time playing video games.

Player: "Man you're milking the clock in a video game? That's fucking twatballing, man"

Player: "Quit pressing pause in the middle of my play, you fucking twatballer"

Twatballer by rmstats October 6, 2009

twatfax 

A combination of awesome people who are in the livejournal communities rpattz_trufax and ontd_twatlight. These communities were a result of all the EPIC twilight posts on ONTD. Most of these individuals were fairly normal until RPattz dazzled them into reading three crappy books. Now they will never be the same. Sparkly objects distract them easily, they laugh at all things involving bacon, they enjoy reading about people cooking themselves, will photoshop Rpattz on to anything, they go to war with twilight moms, they will cut your brakes for love, they have a sudden love for Phil Collins, and have been known to drop everything and run as soon as they recieve the beacon which is know affectionately called the bacon.

It has been rumored that Robert Pattinson will only have sex with twatfax girls.

Twatfaxer:(sees someone holding a rainbow umbrella) IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!

twatfax by rpattz May 23, 2008

Twatman 

Twatman is the drunken guy you seriously need to avoid. He's the one who thinks he's a superhero. He will feel up and slobber over every female within grabbing distance, churning out such winning lines as "You're beautiful, you are. HEY! Did you know that, I said you're beautiful? Cos you are." and "Love, do you wanna come back to my flat and let me fuck you?". These lines are usually delivered whilst Twatman has his face pressed into an unfortunate woman's neck, breathing hotly and rasping his words in a sex killer's voice. Outside, with his mates, Twatman will give them appalling representation by yelling slurred insults at men that were innocently passing by, and inciting a gang style hatred between the two groups, when really, they could have just gone home. Twatman will fight like a retard following a laser pen, will lose and will cry on his knees, bellowing the name of his current or former girlfriend. He will then walk through traffic, dismissing the vehicles as a threat to him and will search out a kebab van. After purchasing the greasy nastiness, he'll wolf it down and puke. He'll tell his mates that he loves them, then get rowdy about it. He'll end his night drenched in sick and gutter filth, plus his own piss, and will be most definitely NOT having sex. He will have ruined everyone's night. These are the powers of Twatman. Bravo.

"Keith turns into Twatman when we go out drinking, lets not invite him, EVER"

"Last night you behaved like a total Twatman, you were really out of order, and you deserve to be horsewhipped, or possibly to die for making that girl cry. I could have ended up fucking her if you hadn't come over and scared her off!"

Twatman by MagickDio April 19, 2010