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Twatlases
Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?
Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...
Person 1: I hate you
Person 1: Hahaa!
Person 2: Friggin twatlases
Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...
Person 1: I hate you
Person 1: Hahaa!
Person 2: Friggin twatlases
Twatlases by JizzleBizzle1980 February 17, 2009
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retard teammates
Guy 1: Omg, i 'm hardstuck bronze yasuo main and i can't get out of it because i have retard teammates
retard teammates by ilikedik123 December 17, 2017
twatmaster
twatmaster by Nour S May 18, 2007
twatmaster
No bitches wanted me when I worked at Burger King, but this big time job waiting tables at Denny's has transformed me into the...da da da da...twatmaster. That's clit commander in layman's terms.
twatmaster by Nick D February 11, 2003
sex teammates
The point at which you and your friend aren't just friendgirl and friendboy anymore, but you are banging on the regular to try to improve in the bedroom. You and your sex teammate may develop feelings for eachother and have the potential to become something more.
Patrick and princess used to just be friends, but now they're sex teammates. If omly they didn't live 1000 miles apart...
sex teammates by Prock20 April 25, 2014
tatmatised
she has me tatmatised with those big boobies,
tatmatised by strobalicious October 14, 2004
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