twatmates 

Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.

I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.

twatmates by 7Kev7 December 27, 2007

Twatlases 

Someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.

Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?

Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...

Person 1: I hate you

Person 1: Hahaa!

Person 2: Friggin twatlases

Twatlases by JizzleBizzle1980 February 17, 2009

retard teammates 

Apes that can't do anything

Guy 1: Omg, i 'm hardstuck bronze yasuo main and i can't get out of it because i have retard teammates

retard teammates by ilikedik123 December 17, 2017

twatmaster

A twatmaster is someone who owns many twats and girlfriends , like Nour does

Hey Eric i am now a twatmaster because i am going out with alot of girls

twatmaster by Nour S May 18, 2007

twatmaster

a pimp, with complete control over all the twat in his domain

No bitches wanted me when I worked at Burger King, but this big time job waiting tables at Denny's has transformed me into the...da da da da...twatmaster. That's clit commander in layman's terms.

twatmaster by Nick D February 11, 2003

sex teammates

The point at which you and your friend aren't just friendgirl and friendboy anymore, but you are banging on the regular to try to improve in the bedroom. You and your sex teammate may develop feelings for eachother and have the potential to become something more.

Patrick and princess used to just be friends, but now they're sex teammates. If omly they didn't live 1000 miles apart...

sex teammates by Prock20 April 25, 2014

tatmatised 

descibes someone who is going through a state of tatmosis

she has me tatmatised with those big boobies,

tatmatised by strobalicious October 14, 2004