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Two men, usually friends, who have both shared a twat, ie have both shagged the same woman. Also, see custard cousins.
I had a go on that bike from the pub at the weekend. That means you and I are now twatmates.
by 7Kev7 November 27, 2007
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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