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Twatapuss 

Twat-a-puss, Is a person named Jamee. Usually a female but can be a Male named Jeff. It will be annoying and nag you constantly.
Why are Jamee and Jeff are being twatapuss ?
Twatapuss by My names JEFF42 July 16, 2018
A slang term referring to a stupid person or a stupid idiot, ‘you twatass’, to make fun of ones self or someone else for having acted stupidly.
you twatass, what a twatass!
twatass by Allan Ewart June 2, 2008

Twatapult 

When a climactic lady dramatically turns the tables on her lover with a jaw-dropping demonstration of vaginal ballistics
'I kid you not, she caught me square in the face with her twatapult'
Twatapult by Milo2009 August 8, 2009
Basically a childish nickname, on par for someone worthy of being called cunt, arse, fanny-head.
"Mate, you're a right twatapus".
twatapus by singyay4ed March 5, 2009

Twatipuss 

Twatipuss is a play on with platypus and and Twat - It means both a pussy and a Twat
Wilfred: Oh Shirley, You are quite the twatipuss

twaticuss 

A person, that is twat. Oten o lighten the mood
that guy is a twaticuss maximuss
twaticuss by jcb June 6, 2005
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