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Twatmatized 

When the homie starts to act up a lil or not come around as much after they start fuckin or chillin with someone new........
I haven't seen that homie in a minute, he's there all twatmatized over what's her name wit the big ass.
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titmatized 

The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.
Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"

Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
titmatized by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008

traumatized blueberry 

an extremely traumatized blueberry, most likely because you ate it's family
yooo, i found a traumatized blueberry in my fruit salad

Twatatized

so fixated or mesmerized on a twat (vagina)
damnnnnn when she took off her clothes i was twatatized
Twatatized by Hopex343 September 30, 2006

traumatized 

To be so shocked/stunned by something, possibly to the point of functionally abnormally.
I was traumatized after I lit my cat Tigger on fire and watching him jerk about in agony.
traumatized by Sonix May 9, 2006

Thaimatized 

Your state of being after leaving the country of Thailand. Looking back and realizing that you are now most likely going to hell for exploiting these poor, poor people.
I fucked two hookers and a cab driver with a family for 200 baht (conversion 5.00 bucks American) before I left Thailand but only after paying 20 baht for the hotel room and the cab ride and a women at a barber shop to shave my entire body! I'm Thaimatized! I can't believe I did that!
Thaimatized by Missy Rich March 15, 2007

Twatatized

when you read a definition about twat with another noun at the end & its either so funny or so nasty that yu almost shit!
i was twatatized when i learned what a twatsicle was.
Twatatized by Ashley Paige September 28, 2006
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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