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titmatized 

The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.
Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"

Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
titmatized by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008

traumatized blueberry 

an extremely traumatized blueberry, most likely because you ate it's family
yooo, i found a traumatized blueberry in my fruit salad

Twatatized

so fixated or mesmerized on a twat (vagina)
damnnnnn when she took off her clothes i was twatatized
Twatatized by Hopex343 September 30, 2006

traumatized 

To be so shocked/stunned by something, possibly to the point of functionally abnormally.
I was traumatized after I lit my cat Tigger on fire and watching him jerk about in agony.
traumatized by Sonix May 9, 2006

Thaimatized 

Your state of being after leaving the country of Thailand. Looking back and realizing that you are now most likely going to hell for exploiting these poor, poor people.
I fucked two hookers and a cab driver with a family for 200 baht (conversion 5.00 bucks American) before I left Thailand but only after paying 20 baht for the hotel room and the cab ride and a women at a barber shop to shave my entire body! I'm Thaimatized! I can't believe I did that!
Thaimatized by Missy Rich March 15, 2007

Twatatized

when you read a definition about twat with another noun at the end & its either so funny or so nasty that yu almost shit!
i was twatatized when i learned what a twatsicle was.
Twatatized by Ashley Paige September 28, 2006