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(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.


Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"

He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."


I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008
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