twitchet
I diddled her twitchet.
twitchet by jerry blafoon April 12, 2007
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twitcher
twitcher is a slur used to disrcimate people with illnesses like parkinsons and tourrette because of their uncontrollable muscle movements
twitcher by a_germandude January 7, 2021
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curtain twitcher
Someone with nothing better to do than to spy on their neighbours for signs of petty wrongdoing. A derogatory term for members of the neighbourhood watch and other such organisations.
The term refers to the only sign of their presence - curtains twitching in suburban dwellings as they peek out at whatever might be going on outside.
Has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, except where homosexuality is illegal and thus something else for the curtain-twitchers to report to the authorities.
The term refers to the only sign of their presence - curtains twitching in suburban dwellings as they peek out at whatever might be going on outside.
Has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, except where homosexuality is illegal and thus something else for the curtain-twitchers to report to the authorities.
"Letting the deranged curtain twitcher at Snout’s Cottage gather “intelligence” about her neighbours reminds me of East Germany before the Wall came down."
curtain twitcher by Awffle May 28, 2009
Curtain Twitcher
I came home from work the other day got out of the car & felt a vibe I was being watched,Look up & there he/she was with the curtains pulled to one side looking out,
Every time I start my lawnmower to cut the grass there he/she is gawking out,Bloody curtain twitchers f off you nosey b**tards
Every time I start my lawnmower to cut the grass there he/she is gawking out,Bloody curtain twitchers f off you nosey b**tards
Curtain Twitcher by HSmith0706 August 24, 2019
Electronic Curtain Twitcher
A person who has nothing better to do other than spy on their fellow Social Media friends for signs of gossip.
Their duties include:
1. Scour other people's social media profiles for news they can use for their own joviality.
2. Using partners/friends account so they can't be traced or twitched at themselves.
3. Check out how sexy members of the opposite sex are without the person knowing.
Their duties include:
1. Scour other people's social media profiles for news they can use for their own joviality.
2. Using partners/friends account so they can't be traced or twitched at themselves.
3. Check out how sexy members of the opposite sex are without the person knowing.
I'm sure so and so is an electronic curtain twitcher as they seem to know so much about me and we're not even friends.
Electronic Curtain Twitcher by The Real Funky Gibbon November 13, 2013
twitchell
a pathway or alley
Twitcher
(NOUN - OCCUPATION) Someone who live streams to twitch.tv frequently (similar to how people who post videos on YouTube frequently are known as "YouTubers").
PERSON 1: "What is your occupation?"
PERSON 2: "I'm a Twitcher."
PERSON 1: "Really? What's your Twitch channel?"
PERSON 2: *gives PERSON 1 the URL for their Twitch.TV channel*
PERSON 2: "I'm a Twitcher."
PERSON 1: "Really? What's your Twitch channel?"
PERSON 2: *gives PERSON 1 the URL for their Twitch.TV channel*
Twitcher by Draycos Dragon May 23, 2020
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