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New England slang.

Irks or annoys in a an unsettling manner.
Seeing JarJar didn't die twarks me
twark by Davin Penn July 11, 2007
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Man Twark 

An ugly man with a freakishly large mustache.
He really needs to comb his man twark.
Man Twark by TheMissInformation March 1, 2011

tarkoved 

To get killed or fucked within the game tarkov by one of the many many bugs within the game
Ah shit man that scav 1 tapped me from the other side of the map, i've just been tarkoved
tarkoved by t-t-t-t-tarkov October 30, 2018
The feeling one has when one has been awake for to long on a variety of substances, primarily ecstasy, cocaine, and/or crystal meth.
Dude I took my last E pill five hours ago and now I'm just straight twackered.
Twackered by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
TWACK v. To strike with great force using the back of the middle finger (usually the nail) after coiling it under pressure against the opposing thumb. Accomplished twackers can inflict great welts upon their victim's flesh.
That turd cutter pissed me off, so I twacked him right in the munt!

On the first twack
Pope jumped like a macaque;
On the second twack
Pope was taken aback;
On the third twack
Lost his marbles the old hack.
(A. S. Pushkin)
twack by Clittary Hilton November 19, 2007

Escape from Tarkov

A video game that will make you lose your life.
Escape from Tarkov (EfT for short) is the most realistic and hardcore survival FPS right now. Developed and Published by Russian company Battlestate Games.

If you die, you'll lose everything you have equipped. So you play in constant fear of getting killed by enemies.

The environment and maps are highly detailed that they look like almost real life locations.
Guns have realistic and highly detailed models, reloading animations and sounds. Also it has satisfying eating and drinking animations.
"Escape from Tarkov and Insurgency Firestorm are the pinnacle of first person shooter games."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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