ERIC

He who soars with Eagle! The sexiest man alive, when you lay on his chest his heartbeat sounds like drums! Every time I see him he gives me butterflies in my stomach! The best friend you could ever want or need! He will make trade with paleface woman! Great in bed and has all the goods right where they should be! But watch out he can be a very moody man at times! Any woman would be lucky to have Eric in their life! But Eric only love C-!
I sure wish I had an Eric in my life!
by CCS13 November 12, 2021
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ONE OF THE FUNNEST, HOTTEST, STRONGEST,GUYS EVER.HE HAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST PENISES I HAVE EVER SAW. IF YOU EVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO HANG OUT WITH HIM OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT DO NOT EVER PASS IT UP. IF YOU DO YOU ARE A LOSER.

YOU: 8----D
ERIC: 8---------------------------D
MAN ONE DAY I HOPE I CAN MEET AN ERIC.
by CRACKA-KING April 06, 2009
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Manwhore that loves to invite girls over and have fun with them then kick them out before his girlfriend comes over. He loves to use terminology on women he kicks out of his apartment such as "Ol Mexico" "Ol Tennessee" Ol Alabama". This terminology has a definition of how he gets rid of the girl before his girlfriend shows up. He is the definition of a manwhore.
Hey Joe ! I just did an Ol Alabama this morning. Damn Eric you're out of control
by Eric the beast October 04, 2018
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HE IS A BITCH
HE IS SUCH AN ERIC
by YAMA69 July 04, 2022
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Gay ass nigga , that looks like a toe, and has a bad personality, and isnt funny, u just pretend to laugh at him, BIG RED TROLL
by It's ur mum saying this September 25, 2018
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STEAMING PILE OF SHIT! A MORNING BOWEL MOVEMENT OR THE DOG DO UNDER YOUR SHOE! TO TAKE A DUMP
I Just stepped in a big ole pile of steaming "Eric"! My morning "Eric" was a crowning achievement! I just took a huge "Eric"! etc!
by Yosemite Sammy October 27, 2011
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The hottest red head you could ever meet, yet the biggest dork every. Seems shy at first but late at night is a silly goose. He's really silly and really smart. Has the most perfect lips ever and is really tall. Flips his hair a lot and has the most gorgeous eyes ever. Not self-centered and very caring. The most perfect kind of guy you could ever meet in Michigan. Has really big hands and plays halo with his feet. Doesn't eat much and is super skinny. Yet he is the most perfect guy in the whole world.
I love you, Eric. xDDDD
"DAYUUUMMMM!!"
"What?"
"I just saw Eric."
"..damn.."
by asiancuteness March 19, 2009
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