tarkoved

To get killed or fucked within the game tarkov by one of the many many bugs within the game

Ah shit man that scav 1 tapped me from the other side of the map, i've just been tarkoved

by t-t-t-t-tarkov October 30, 2018

Tarkoved

Getting bent over no lube and just taking it

Ran around the corner and pulled the trigger but got disconnected. Tarkoved once again.

by Nameerf Siuol December 14, 2020

tarkoved

When you are palying Escape From Tarkov and you get absolutely fucked by some random weirdo from 10 miles away

DAMN I JUST GOT SNIPED FROM DOME
Lol you got tarkoved

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Tarkoved

When you get killed for a bad reason in the online game Escape from Tarkov.

Fuck me dude i just got tarkoved again

by Bannanass49 June 24, 2020

Tarkoved

To die swiftly and unexpectedly, typically in a game, by something you would have zero chance of seeing coming.

The phrase was named after and coined in the game “Escape from Tarkov”, which is really well renown for it’s incredibly frustrating and unforgiving difficulty.

I can’t make it through a single raid without getting Tarkoved. Head-Eyes everywhere!

by TicAss December 20, 2021

Tarkoved on

When you absoloutely get shit on or shit on someone in the game Escape From Tarkov.

"John died to a bloke from 300m away, John got absolutely Tarkoved on."

by FroZ_Dictionary July 7, 2022

Tarkover

Tarkover is a sexual position, usually involving two or more individuals of the same sex, in which one of them gets stuck while other people 'shift' in them, usually with relationships that involve oral and anal at the same time.

''Bro we should get the tarkovers and do a party!"
''Heya any Tarkovers ready for a raid?''

by Grullz, The Muller March 3, 2021