twarch 

the motion of twisting your body either to the left or to the right, while arching your back.

Damn I didn't know that there was a twarch in the choreography.
That dance move is called a twarch.
JJ can twarch so good because he is LB.

twarch by indeeditzjay August 28, 2008

Twatchling 

Infant version of a bitch twat hybrid.

Why does that fucking cunt have to be such a twatchling?

Twatchling by Mine 88 May 2, 2010

TWATCHEY 

To be a TWATCHEY you are: Perverted by nature and desperate by choice. Desperate in both wanting friends and wanting hot woman to the point that you would perform such action such as walking around like a dog and fake defecating on the floor for a few laughs. Rejects women for looks but yet wines that no girl likes them and telling others about their romantic lives while they have none of there own. There can be over thousands in the world, and will be most likely copying Ifunny and in the corner of the party or being a dipshit in the center.

"My friend Nick can be a nice guy but sometimes hes such a TWATCHEY when hes around other people!"

TWATCHEY by Nick Stearns December 17, 2014

Twatching 

Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.

People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.

Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.

“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”

Twatching by jacandy December 19, 2019

Twatch 

Noun: A female Twitch player that only gets views due to their gender. Makes up for lack of personality with cleavage, makes up for a lack of gaming skill with twerking.

Did you see the live steam spotlight Overwatch has out, it's always some twatch streamer.

Twatch by White Goodmen February 4, 2018

twatching 

tweet watching

im twatching all these hoes on my timeline.

twatching by souljasoulja June 8, 2011

Twatching 

The act of scratching your lady garden and flaps!

Hey Claire. I’m a little bit itchy. Turn away - I’m going to do a bit of twatching!

Twatching by #Bringbackthefinger! February 14, 2020