Twatcho
Twatcho by Dawson Brown November 28, 2005
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When a woman drops a nacho into her lap.
Or
When a woman (has a fetish for Mexican food) puts tortilla chips up her vagina.
Or
When a woman (has a fetish for Mexican food) puts tortilla chips up her vagina.
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Twatcho • twatcholism • twatch • Twatching • twatcher • twataholic • twatchet • Twatchip • Twatchy • tatchong
Twatchling
Twatchling by Mine 88 May 2, 2010
TWATCHEY
To be a TWATCHEY you are: Perverted by nature and desperate by choice. Desperate in both wanting friends and wanting hot woman to the point that you would perform such action such as walking around like a dog and fake defecating on the floor for a few laughs. Rejects women for looks but yet wines that no girl likes them and telling others about their romantic lives while they have none of there own. There can be over thousands in the world, and will be most likely copying Ifunny and in the corner of the party or being a dipshit in the center.
TWATCHEY by Nick Stearns December 17, 2014
twatcopter
The act of making a "raspberry" sound with one's mouth, while it is between a pair of labia. The vaginal equivalent of the "motorboat".
"Her baloney flaps were so large, I couldn't help planting my face in there and doin' the twatcopter." or "It's a lot harder to pull off a resonant twatcopter if she's got a 70's porno bush."
twatcopter by WordTournament May 4, 2009
Twatching
Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.
People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.
Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.
People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.
Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.
“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”
Twatcoaster
1. A worthless human being with little or no value to society. A perpetual fuckup. A person whose only legitimate purpose in life would be to serve as a literal human coaster for some female to rest her twat on.
God damn it Vallorian, stop acting like such an absolute twatcoaster and make yourself useful for once!
Twatcoaster by Venezuela October 17, 2008