Quite possibly the entire United States Army, Navy, and Air force rolled into one. Someone who plays video games in complete silence so THEY cant hear him, and only plays with camouflage controllers so THEY cant see him either. Known for one night stands: OR so he claims.
DUDE I: "Man, that pick up line sounded like something Tarchis would use."
DUDE II: "If you were a booger I would pick you?"
DUDE I: " Yeah."
DUDE II: "If you were a booger I would pick you?"
DUDE I: " Yeah."
by GookShootum2 May 29, 2008
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