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To be thirsty for the smoke (a fight)
Derived from the word parched and torch
i haven’t gotten into a fight in years, I am totally tarched.
tarched by Magnusthebulldog March 17, 2024
an extreme state of well being after extended periods of marijuana injestion.
stoner #1 man i was so high last night
stoner #2 yeah man we were torched
torched by mik3 jon3s September 13, 2005
Higher then high. stoned, wasted, high, ripped.
example 1, Man am so tarthed. example 2, I am really really tarthed.
tarthed by BushStroker September 17, 2020
A reference from Family Guy, which is another word for burn, but extremely higher ranked.
Russell: Dude, you have a big forehead.
Scott: ?
Jonas: He torched your ass man, He torched your ass!
torched by JKMP May 12, 2007

torched cherry

The act of throwing a virgin into a volcano.
She was a virgin so I totally torched that cherry torched cherry
torched cherry by Kr1989 April 2, 2017
adj, beyond being thirsty and parched. When a person is literally just dying to get some.
Dayum, look at that stalker-ass girl trying to get chose. She must be tharched!
tharched by moi moy December 5, 2011
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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