twatch

adj; a very funny cool person to hang out with. Could be described as good looking and sexist. It is only rumored there are only a handful still in existence

Women always love making sammiches for twatches, as they are very deserving.

by PALS123 September 11, 2010

twatch

To watch twat; to look at a woman's vagina or to watch lesbian sex.

I'd rather be twatching.
The music was so horrific, it made me want to twatch.
That movie made me want to twatch.

by D.L.M. March 06, 2006

twatch

(verb) To scratch one's itchy twat

Joan was feeling the full effect of crabs so she sat down and had had a good twatch.

by Martin T Smith March 29, 2008

twatch

n. English, derived from twat and bitch. Refers to a woman who doesn't thank a man for sending her flowers.

That twatch didn't even call me after I sent her flowers!

by myfavoriteadam July 30, 2008

twatch

mix of a twat and a bitch

You worthless twatch! That was my damn bag!

by JP September 14, 2004

Twatching

Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.

People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.

Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.

“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”

by jacandy December 20, 2019

Twatch

Noun: A female Twitch player that only gets views due to their gender. Makes up for lack of personality with cleavage, makes up for a lack of gaming skill with twerking.

Did you see the live steam spotlight Overwatch has out, it's always some twatch streamer.

by White Goodmen February 04, 2018