twaffo

A homosexual male with an inferiority complex. He usually practices the emo lifestyle. Most twaffos loathe everything about themselves. They often try to mix in with other cultures, groups, or races like a parasite.

Look at that cracker twaffo hanging out with those mexican skanks.

by mrwebster2001 February 27, 2011

TWAFO

Together We Are Fucked Off

Person 1 - "This current situation fucks me off. Does it fuck you off as well?

Person 2 - "Yes. I am also fucked off by this current situation!"

Person 1 - "TWAFO."

by ProbablyShouldn'tPostHere January 11, 2023

Twaffle House

Any place inhabited by a large number of twat waffles.

Dude, this place is a Twaffle House, let's bounce.

by mersidotes November 9, 2006

old traffordish

The special rules apply in the home games of Man Utd, in favour of them by the referees.

Coined by Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger.

The penalty decision was "Old Traffordish". (by Arsene Wenger)

by mook8 September 24, 2009

Old Traffording

The act of smoking marijuana, but covering it up as simply visiting the home ground of football team manchester united, old trafford.

Hey, wanna go old traffording later?
Sorry i cant, im busy cooking eggs.

by jamesbond2007 September 25, 2017

Twaffle

Contraction of "twat" and "waffle"

Madison has really turned into a twaffle over the last few days.

by DolandTheEpic November 19, 2014

Twaffle

Shorter version of the slang term Twat-Waffle

My ex girlfriend has become an annoying twaffle.

by Peebee Enjay November 23, 2016