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twatography

Choreography in which the female thrusts their pelvis and/or vagina forward.
See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!
twatography by sessybih May 15, 2010
Related Words
TWAFO twaffle twaco twatopotamus twofor Twaft twasome Twatos tafolla Tafoya

Twatographer 

One who photographs female reproductive genitalia for either medical or recreational purposes.
My friend wants to make a boudoir book for her girlfriend, so she’d like to hire a twatographer. Do you know a good one?
Twatographer by Moeneek April 1, 2022
Did you munch her twazole?
twazole by Captain Mudge October 24, 2003

Twyford CofE High School 

A Church of England state secondary school in Acton, West London that likes to pretend it's private when really it's just full of wet dons (and that's just the teachers). If you want decent GCSE grades and least 1 mental illness this is the school for you. Don't get too comfortable- if you're dumb they don't mind kicking you out for sixth form so they can take private school students instead. To identify a Twyford student just look for an ankle length skirt, a school logo branded bag (because it's illegal to have anything else) and a teenager who looks one assessed homework away from a mental breakdown. Mostly full of middle class teenagers who are either nittys, neeks or chavs.
"The highest achieving state school in Ealing is Twyford CofE High School"

Twaffle House 

Any place inhabited by a large number of twat waffles.
Dude, this place is a Twaffle House, let's bounce.
Twaffle House by mersidotes November 9, 2006
1. A twaco is a vagina, that has the attributes or smell of a taco, fajitas, chimitty-changa or Kasa-dilla. It may also look like ground beef that was dropped in a pile of pubes.

2. A mean person.
"Wow she's being a twaco." "Yeah Jane, and she smells like one too."
Twaco by UnkleLego February 22, 2014