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twatography

Choreography in which the female thrusts their pelvis and/or vagina forward.
See Beyonce's "Single Ladies."

Andy: Beyonce is obviously a fan of twatography!
Creed: Yes, I enjoy seeing her spread her legs to show off her vagina!
twatography by sessybih May 15, 2010
Related Words
TWAFO • twaffle • twaco • twatopotamus • twofor • Twaft • twasome • Twatos • tafolla • Tafoya

Twatographer 

One who photographs female reproductive genitalia for either medical or recreational purposes.
My friend wants to make a boudoir book for her girlfriend, so she’d like to hire a twatographer. Do you know a good one?
Twatographer by Moeneek April 1, 2022
vagina; syn puss box; gash; meat pocket
Did you munch her twazole?
twazole by Captain Mudge October 24, 2003

Twyford CofE High School 

A Church of England state secondary school in Acton, West London that likes to pretend it's private when really it's just full of wet dons (and that's just the teachers). If you want decent GCSE grades and least 1 mental illness this is the school for you. Don't get too comfortable- if you're dumb they don't mind kicking you out for sixth form so they can take private school students instead. To identify a Twyford student just look for an ankle length skirt, a school logo branded bag (because it's illegal to have anything else) and a teenager who looks one assessed homework away from a mental breakdown. Mostly full of middle class teenagers who are either nittys, neeks or chavs.
"The highest achieving state school in Ealing is Twyford CofE High School"

Twaffle House 

Any place inhabited by a large number of twat waffles.
Dude, this place is a Twaffle House, let's bounce.
Twaffle House by mersidotes November 9, 2006
1. A twaco is a vagina, that has the attributes or smell of a taco, fajitas, chimitty-changa or Kasa-dilla. It may also look like ground beef that was dropped in a pile of pubes.

2. A mean person.
"Wow she's being a twaco." "Yeah Jane, and she smells like one too."
Twaco by UnkleLego February 22, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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