Twaffle

Contraction of "twat" and "waffle"

Madison has really turned into a twaffle over the last few days.

by DolandTheEpic November 19, 2014

Twaffle

Shorter version of the slang term Twat-Waffle

My ex girlfriend has become an annoying twaffle.

by Peebee Enjay November 23, 2016

Twaffle

Shortened version of the words twat, and waffle

Fuck his moms, mann. He's such a fuckin twaffle.

by NiggaOverDaHedge June 15, 2017

Twaffle

The act of running up behind someone, reaching high between their legs (almost but not quite in the crotch seam) and slapping one's hand back and forth as if to motorboat the upper thighs with the hand. The recipient of the twaffle is now "it" and must twaffle someone else to continue the game. Verb, origin Grafton VT Sept. 2010.

I'm going to twaffle the bride right before she gets her photo taken.

by T.Waffle September 22, 2010

Twaffle

A twat waffle.

I went down to the post office today. The post master was being such a twaffle.

by Stoney Beers April 17, 2010

twaffle

Contraction of Twat Waffle

Klez is a total twaffle!

by drunkinbda September 20, 2006

twaffle

A Twitter raffle

I'll run a twaffle for who's following me on the next friday!

by stradvarius April 1, 2010