When one inserts the fat end of a wine bottle into the anal opening whilst another individual attempts to drink wine from the opposing end of the bottle whilst within 100 feet of a pool or other body of water
"Wow, you should have seen the Tuscan Pool Party at Jakobs house last night!"
Upon completion of the defication ritual, a Tuscan Mudslide is the experience of having a tenacious amount of poop residue left on the anus, thus having to wipe a tremendous amount until the buttocks has used up a weeks ration of toilet paper.
"After his big sticky dump, Joel was telling Curtis about how much his anus was bleeding after he was done wiping. Curtis knew that Joel had just experienced a Tuscan Mudslide."
"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."
This words have multiple meanings depending on its origin, but in Colombia, country where Karol G is from, ‘Tusa’ is a slang word used to express the way someone feels after a break up or a lovedisappointment.
- Dude, I really thought that girl was into me and now it turns out she was just playin’ w/ me.
- sorry bro, let’s go drink something to overcome the TUSA.