tuscaloosa

Medium sized town in Alabama known for their college football team the Crimson Tide. Lots of fine females and redneck highschoolers.

Lets go to the game in Tuscaloosa. Roll TIDE Roll. Bubba pass me my beer.

by KyleGates July 8, 2005

tuscaloosa

A place where Mike gets his balls licked.

Your daughter was in Tuscaloosa last night.

by TripleThreat April 30, 2005

Tuscaloosa

Tuscaloosa is a medium-sized drinking city with a football problem.

Revis liked the party scene in Tuscaloosa.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Tuscaloosa

Also know as T-Town it's home of the University of Alabama. Its a hell of a place to party, have fun, go to school, watch and play football,and its also a great community. Lots of people hate on it because they are lame and one night their mother was passing through and got knocked up but we wont talk about that.

The Tide rolled today in Tuscaloosa beating Auburn 36-0.

I cant wait till Tennesse comes back to Tuscaloosa, their woman give the best brain.

by T Goode February 24, 2009

Tuscaloosa

A small redneck community in Alabama - near Mississippi no less.

Tuscaloosa sucks asses. Bigguns. Everyone watches Hee Haw all the time.

by Erleen Q. January 20, 2010

Tuscaloosa

Redneck Craphole USA. Probably the most backward town on earth and home to the world's largest high school. Students love to holler, "rrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwww tah. ROW!"

The locals do a lot of drinking and worship an old cornball drunk from Moro(n) Bottom, Arkansas who flunked out of Podunk High School but was still admitted to Bammer.

We might be dumbern possum shit out here in Tuscaloosa, but we got tway-uv, kant um tway-uv true to life national champion chips!

by Elouise Hampton September 14, 2007

Tuscaloosa

Biggest prison yard in the USA

Even Al Capone can't escape Tuscaloosa

by sajux March 2, 2015