turtle-ist 

One who turtles proffessionally, similar to a rapist but around the back

The Manchester turtle-ist strikes again!

turtle-ist by Luke May 27, 2006

turtlestach 

inserting the finger in the anus and smearing reminates upon the upperlip of a bud, also called a hittler.

Doug kicked Steve's ass for giving him a turtlestach lastnight.

turtlestach by naughty noel June 20, 2009

Turtleist 

Turtleists are followers of the Turtleism religion. Turtleists do not believe in any religion besides Turtleism. They worship all turtles and believe that they are holy.

Man: Hey, do you know what religion Guy is?
Lady: Yeah, he's a Turtleist.

Turtleist by Turtles Are Holy August 20, 2011

Turtlest

A person who fucking hates turtles and is a bit of a bitch.

Pooja is turtlest

Turtlest by Turtle_gang March 11, 2021

ninja turtleism 

a belief that the 4 ninja turtles are really the 4 horseman of the apocalypse

dude u goin to the ninja turtleism benefit tomorrow

ninja turtleism by marceld April 2, 2010

turtleitis

When your penis has major shrinkage, due to cold water, weather or anything else cold.

Brrr! got a wicked case of turtleitis, this pool is too cold!

turtleitis by aries:) March 5, 2010

Turtlistic 

1) (Adjective) Really gay but they think they're not gay but rather cool

2) (Noun) One who is very gay

Oliver is really turtlistic indeed

Turtlistic by Я Педик September 14, 2017