Definitions by aries:)

turtleitis

When your penis has major shrinkage, due to cold water, weather or anything else cold.

Brrr! got a wicked case of turtleitis, this pool is too cold!

turtleitis by aries:) March 5, 2010

operation penitration

A plan to hook up with someone. Have Sex.

Jack: Daamn look at tht hella hottie overthere!
Daniel:Operation Penitration!

operation penitration by aries:) February 6, 2010

Cowboy boot in a mud puddle 

Fucking someone with a very loose vag. Possibly right after a pregnancy.

;Last night i fucked christine and it was like putting a cowboy boot in a mud puddle!
:Dude, thats cuz she just had a baby a couple months ago!

Cowboy boot in a mud puddle by aries:) January 5, 2010

Skoal kiss 

Kissing a guy (or girl) while they have a dip in. Also called an "addictive kiss". The couple end up shareing the pinch.

Thelma Lou and Alan shared a skoal kiss at last nights square dance.

Skoal kiss by aries:) November 6, 2009

windshield wash

When a chick gives a man head or hand while wearing sunglasses, when he cums, he squirts it all over the glasses and "washes" them.

Sheila: daaaamn tom gave me the windshield washer last night on my marc jacobs
Betty: I wish brady did that!

windshield wash by aries:) April 23, 2009

Cripple cake 

a person you love dearly who has somehow crippled him/herself. (I.e broke there leg)

(on the phone)Sally:Bobby you have to come get me i broke my leg snowboarding, im at the hospital
Bobby: k ill b right there
~bobby to sally: Hey, hows my cripple cake !?

Cripple cake by aries:) March 31, 2009

salad bobbing 

When you are extreamly drunk and you can't hold your head up you attempt to keep it up but it just goes down again . Usually when you have a plate of food in front of you.

Guy1. Wow look at Jay he's salad bobbing already. Guy2. We better get this mess home! Guy3.call a cab!

salad bobbing by aries:) March 13, 2009