Turtlistic 

1) (Adjective) Really gay but they think they're not gay but rather cool

2) (Noun) One who is very gay

Oliver is really turtlistic indeed

Turtlistic by Я Педик September 14, 2017

turtlestach 

inserting the finger in the anus and smearing reminates upon the upperlip of a bud, also called a hittler.

Doug kicked Steve's ass for giving him a turtlestach lastnight.

turtlestach by naughty noel June 20, 2009

THOTlistic

The tendencies shown by a woman, characterizing her to be a THOT(That Hoe Over There).

Mike: Bro, do you think I should continue my relationship with Crystal?
Alex: I think she has THOTlistic tendencies. What do you think Noel
Noel: Deez Nuts!!! Got emmm

THOTlistic by Aleks42069 April 22, 2015

turtlastic squares 

The act shitting in someone's ear while sticking a turtle in their rectum and listening to the kid's bop version of Firework by Katie Perry.

Dude tonight I'm totally gonna go Turtlastic Squares tonight.

Last night I went so Turtlastic Squares on this chick.

turtlastic squares by fusion1122 September 28, 2013

turistic 

Having the quality of a tourist. Often used as a pejorative, as in ‘losing touristic scum’. Often spelled ‘turistic’ or ‘turistik’, so that phrase might be more properly rendered ‘lusing turistic scum’.
it is in latinoamerica

Having the quality of a tourist. Often used as a pejorative, as in ‘losing touristic scum’. Often spelled ‘turistic’ or ‘turistik’, so that phrase might be more properly rendered ‘lusing turistic scum’.
it is in latinoamerica

turistic by romulo October 17, 2006

tutisticar 

SPANISH WORD. which means to tutistify which means to be ALL YOU in a very tuti-ish way.only applies to ppl who are nicknamed tuti.

OTHER FORMS OF VERB:
yo tutistico
yo estoy muy tustistica hoy.
yo no me harto de tutisticar.
necesitas una tutisticacion.
no jodas.estoy tutisticandome.
ojala me llamara tuti para poder tutisticarme

tutisticar by LeslieJimenes/Nicole Mateo May 18, 2007

turbulistic

When your so chill people think your high all the time and it feels like your having a constant orgasm

Dude Johnny is so turbulistic.

turbulistic by Cjb2rl November 28, 2020