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Turtlistic 

1) (Adjective) Really gay but they think they're not gay but rather cool

2) (Noun) One who is very gay
Oliver is really turtlistic indeed
Turtlistic by Я Педик September 14, 2017
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turtlestach 

inserting the finger in the anus and smearing reminates upon the upperlip of a bud, also called a hittler.
Doug kicked Steve's ass for giving him a turtlestach lastnight.
turtlestach by naughty noel June 20, 2009

THOTlistic

The tendencies shown by a woman, characterizing her to be a THOT(That Hoe Over There).
Mike: Bro, do you think I should continue my relationship with Crystal?
Alex: I think she has THOTlistic tendencies. What do you think Noel
Noel: Deez Nuts!!! Got emmm
THOTlistic by Aleks42069 April 22, 2015

turtlastic squares 

The act shitting in someone's ear while sticking a turtle in their rectum and listening to the kid's bop version of Firework by Katie Perry.
Dude tonight I'm totally gonna go Turtlastic Squares tonight.

Last night I went so Turtlastic Squares on this chick.
turtlastic squares by fusion1122 September 28, 2013

turistic 

Having the quality of a tourist. Often used as a pejorative, as in ‘losing touristic scum’. Often spelled ‘turistic’ or ‘turistik’, so that phrase might be more properly rendered ‘lusing turistic scum’.
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Having the quality of a tourist. Often used as a pejorative, as in ‘losing touristic scum’. Often spelled ‘turistic’ or ‘turistik’, so that phrase might be more properly rendered ‘lusing turistic scum’.
it is in latinoamerica
turistic by romulo October 17, 2006

tutisticar 

SPANISH WORD. which means to tutistify which means to be ALL YOU in a very tuti-ish way.only applies to ppl who are nicknamed tuti.
OTHER FORMS OF VERB:
yo tutistico
yo estoy muy tustistica hoy.
yo no me harto de tutisticar.
necesitas una tutisticacion.
no jodas.estoy tutisticandome.
ojala me llamara tuti para poder tutisticarme

turbulistic

When your so chill people think your high all the time and it feels like your having a constant orgasm
Dude Johnny is so turbulistic.
turbulistic by Cjb2rl November 28, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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