Turtlest

A person who fucking hates turtles and is a bit of a bitch.

Pooja is turtlest

Turtlest by Turtle_gang March 11, 2021

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡

me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020

I like turtles 

A responce to a boring question that you don't feel like answering. It may also, in rare cases, express one's true love of turltes. <3

Johnathan you're looking good you have an awesome face paint job what do you think?

-I like turtles.

I like turtles by Michael Habic November 25, 2007

Squirting Turtles

To take a crap. End of story.

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."

Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004

turtlesque 

Adjective describing someone or something that is exceedingly slow.

She was passive aggressive to the point of being turtlesque.

turtlesque by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

turtletown 

When a non-Tortle seduces a Tortle in Dungeons & Dragons.

"I totally went to turtletown last night."

turtletown by poploser May 21, 2021

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.

Turtle Power! Cowabunga!

teenage mutant ninja turtles by AYB March 22, 2003