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Turtleboxing 

When one flips a small boat onto a dug trench for the purpose of hot boxing the newly created airpocket.
Did u hear he's Turtleboxing that boat with his mates.
Turtleboxing by hashketeer January 23, 2015

turtlebird 

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.
Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss
turtlebird by Fred January 1, 2005

Turtlebomb

To deficate upon a person from a distance of one story up or higher.
Tim, "Is that an ass hanging out that 3rd story window?"

Bill, "LOOK OUT! It's a Turtlebomb!"
Turtlebomb by Washudoin January 21, 2009

turtleboss

1. Nickname given to one who is a master of the penis...ie a homo
2. Bad ass Contra III stage boss who got his shit ruined
Damn, my roomate Sherman is such a turtleboss, the other day i walked in on him sucking some guy off, how shitty.
turtleboss by Howard Mallory October 5, 2003

Turtlebitch 

A person who has Turtle Beach headphones and doesn't mute their mic for background noise.
"That person is annoying the crap out of me with all that background noise. He is being such a Turtlebitch"
Turtlebitch by MuteRu October 9, 2011

turtleboy 

gnarly pimp who lays down the hammers
that guy on the forums...
turtleboy by tim November 18, 2003