blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap
Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.
by Fred July 22, 2003
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fernando

the fernando is the best 69
by fred December 18, 2003
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Caz

A funny nosed manipulative bitch who wears too much make up and loves hobbits and old men
One day i was walking down the street and got scared by a caz
by Fred November 22, 2004
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pengaz

1. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
2. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of gays and lesbians.
I had a pengaz affair with Helios
by Fred July 23, 2004
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slampiece

A fairly attractive female "piece" that you can "slam" in any particular way you'd like to. Commonly referred to as SLUT.
"Shes a slampiece bro! Last night I was skull fucking her and then I blew my load in her fucken eye."
by Fred November 14, 2003
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umbillicus cumination

The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.
I performed a successful umbilllicus cumination operation what do i get for that?
by fred May 05, 2003
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dazmanultra

An "Ultra" version of standard. Dazman. Superior, more attractive, more intelligent than "dazman", only one "dazmanultra" is known to exist in the wild.
James Bond lost his job to a dazmanultra.
by Fred October 31, 2003
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