Turtlebomb Share definition Flag To deficate upon a person from a distance of one story up or higher. Tim, "Is that an ass hanging out that 3rd story window?" Bill, "LOOK OUT! It's a Turtlebomb!" Turtlebomb by Washudoin January 21, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Turtlebomb mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch