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Turtleboy
Turtleboy is a blogger and YouTube personality known for his investigative reporting and strong support of Karen Read. Turtleboy was arrested for being a great investigator and exposing the corruption of multiple law enforcement agencies in Massachusetts.
Turtleboy by NH TurtleChick October 28, 2023
Turtleboy was right
Turtleboy was right
adjective / phrase
A phrase of vindication used when Aidan Kearney a.k.a Turtleboy despite being censored, sued, arrested, or called crazy ends up being proven correct about a story everyone else said was a conspiracy theory.
Attorneys and prosecutors who are against him have started calling the phrase "coded language" and "witness intimidation" in court, arguing that when people say "Turtleboy was right" online, it's a secret threat. In reality it's just people pointing out that his reporting was accurate.
adjective / phrase
A phrase of vindication used when Aidan Kearney a.k.a Turtleboy despite being censored, sued, arrested, or called crazy ends up being proven correct about a story everyone else said was a conspiracy theory.
Attorneys and prosecutors who are against him have started calling the phrase "coded language" and "witness intimidation" in court, arguing that when people say "Turtleboy was right" online, it's a secret threat. In reality it's just people pointing out that his reporting was accurate.
Prosecutor: "Your Honor, the comments saying 'Turtleboy was right' are coded language for harassment."
Everyone watching the trial: "No, it literally just means Turtleboy was right."
Everyone watching the trial: "No, it literally just means Turtleboy was right."
Turtleboy was right by Canton MA July 18, 2026
Turtlepoop
With all your mighty power, after hours of long hard work, you're finally able to shit a dense slippery one half way out untill it pops back in your anus against your will.
If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.
A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.
It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.
A dejavu poop.
A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"
It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.
That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.
A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.
A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.
If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.
A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.
It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.
A dejavu poop.
A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"
It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.
That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.
A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.
A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.
Turtlepoop by AngelDongM July 9, 2010
Turtledove
an affectionate name for someone you truly care about and would take bullets for. A person whom you would sing songs to or lullabies and could never imagine a world without that person you truly adore.
a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.
a name for a grandmother, mother, great uncle, sister or brother, a best friend. etc.
I sing songs to my daughter before she goes to sleep.
Me too! I call her my turtledove. And sing to her Butterfly Kisses.
Me too! I call her my turtledove. And sing to her Butterfly Kisses.
Turtledove by ninjadrew:) December 30, 2010