TurtleBoard

A big meanie >:(

fuck u turtleboard

TurtleBoard by Jason FunnyMan Velinsky July 25, 2023

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Turtleboard

Coolet guy around
Hates gamejolt pronouns
Not a furry

Turtleboard is awesome. Turtleboard is not a furry

Turtleboard by Richie Lucky July 31, 2024

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TurtleBoard • Turtleboarder • turtlebird

turtlebird

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.

Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss

turtlebird by Fred January 1, 2005

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Turtleboarder

One who learns all new tricks in the same spot where they learned their first kick flip.

UCLA wont let you skate on bruin walk anymore so it makes it harder for Turtleboarders to learn new tricks

Turtleboarder by nas3100 October 12, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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