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An erection received by exposure to a cactus dick.

The recipient of said erection is referred to as a turek.

Most tureks prefer multiple cactus dicks after receiving a Turektion.

Tureks normally look like turtles, hence the name.
That furry penis sure is giving me a turektion, i hope there's more around!
by forcez of nature June 23, 2017
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