turektion 

Noun:

An erection received by exposure to a cactus dick.

The recipient of said erection is referred to as a turek.

Most tureks prefer multiple cactus dicks after receiving a Turektion.

Tureks normally look like turtles, hence the name.

That furry penis sure is giving me a turektion, i hope there's more around!

turektion by forcez of nature June 23, 2017

turketron 

AKA "Hustlin Tom Turkey" A cybernetic turkey from the year 9595 that has come to rescue the great great great great great grandfather of Goblox the chicken destined to lead the rebelion against the master chickens. Turketron is a cybernetic turkey that was once in the form of The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future. He was developed by rogue chicken scientists and is equiped with a laser guided sock (fires photon beam), soap (action unknown) and a toothbrush (used to combat plague planted by the Master Chickens). They are contained in a trash bag and makes him go crazy when you touch them. aqua teen hunger force he is featured in the episode "The".

Turketron is like the Terminator. (they are in cahoots!!!!111)
THIS IS LIKE THAT SCENE FROM THE TERMINATOR!!!!
John Travolta (just the dancing part from that old disco movie)
Man you got moves like turketron ZZZZZOMG11111!!!!11112
I wish you were like turketron :"(

turketron by ATHF Scholar August 28, 2006

Romance-turbation 

Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.

Kelly is already with Anthony so whatever story Joey tells you is all just romance-turbation.

Romance-turbation by tagz November 1, 2008

Twerktion 

An errection gained from experiencing twerking

Man that girl in the club last night was twerking on me so hard, I hope she didn't feel my twerktion

After watching the VMA awards, I had to do something about my twerktion

Twerktion by Giglerx September 30, 2013

tuestion 

A question, often asked in online conversations, that has nothing to do with the current topic. Often causes confusion for the person being tuestioned.

pwnzor_1 says:
dude, do you have today's english homework?

xmetalheadx says:
yeah, we have to read chapters one to four and do the questions on page 68.

pwnzor_1 says:
damn. english homework is so pointless.

xmetalheadx says:
just wait till next year.

pwnzor_1 says:
yeah, i bet it'll be even worse *headdesk*

xmetalheadx says:
do you like mangoes?

pwnzor_1 says:
what kind of a tuestion is that?

tuestion by Spaztron Shiota April 13, 2009

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation 

A set of Tits...a monstrous ass...or any other part of the female body you have seen in porn vids or pictures that demands masturbation. Especially if said video/picture can be "USED" multiple times for viewing pleasure.

Dude did you see the monstrous clit on that Armenian stripper in that video? Going home to download that.....will be used as a WMT?

WTF is a WMT?

(WMT's:WEAPONS OF MASS TURBATION!) Im gonna pull a muscle jerkin my beef to this!

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation..Huge tits,Huge ass, lovely clit....anything you can wack off to.

WMT's: Weapons of Mass Turbation by Urban Millz July 21, 2012

tirention 

A word describing a conversation in which one person isn't paying attention through tiredness.

Verb - To tirente

"I'm gonna go throw myself off a cliff"
"Thats nice, send me a postcard"
"You are in tirention aren't you?"
"Just a bit"

tirention by "Jonesy" February 12, 2006