errection

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A state of male excitement which brings a high risk of poor decision making. Blending the word 'error' into the word 'erection'.

Pete: Hey, Mike, I heard that babe you boned last year is suing you for child support.
Mike: Yeah, that's gotta be the worst errection I ever had.

errection by aum108 March 7, 2012

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Errection

According to the atmospheric temperature and humid condition
It has led your penis into a state of over highly active stimulation
causing more blood cells to pump towards your penis causing expansion
and decompression of the particle blood cells leading to an overload
of hormonic testosterones causing one really stiff penis at 180
degrees northerly.

The young boy had an errection when he had awoken.

Errection by El Banderas November 16, 2005

Errection Wreaker

Somthing which stops an errection from occuring.

TV "GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL POKEMON"
YOU "Well that was an Errection Wreaker".

Errection Wreaker by Elriano Lyke October 22, 2010

Correction Errection

When aroused by the correction of grammar and or spelling.

Guy: 'Hey, waht's up?'
Girl: 'what's*'
Guy: 'mmm..'
Girl: 'What?'
Guy: 'You gave me a correction errection'

Correction Errection by TheMexicanOrphan September 12, 2010

One Direction Errection

A love from a male towards one direction which causes them to have an one direction errection.

guy: OMG guys! I'm having an one direction errection!

One Direction Errection by Oo_Lala September 3, 2012

large errection

its something you get when i look at another men. its when your 3 inch punisher gets a stiffy. it feels nice but hurts to pee. when u get an errection the best way to ger rid of it is to shove a rusted nail up your uratha.

ya yet lets go boys i just got a large errection

large errection by nigga on a trigga June 7, 2019

Affection Errection

An erection of the penis obtained due to affection for a partner, often during cuddling.

Babe I didn't want the booty I just got an Affection Errection!

Affection Errection by Snivvels November 3, 2015

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026