Definitions by "Jonesy"

uppies and downies 

Uppies and Downies is a game played in Workington, Cumbria, England. Basically, grown men chase a small ball through the town from one end to the other, upper town versus lower town. It sometimes gets quite violent.

"Ere marra, how did ya lose ya finger?"
"Uppies and downies pal, uppies and downies."

uppies and downies by "Jonesy" July 13, 2006

tirention 

A word describing a conversation in which one person isn't paying attention through tiredness.

Verb - To tirente

"I'm gonna go throw myself off a cliff"
"Thats nice, send me a postcard"
"You are in tirention aren't you?"
"Just a bit"

tirention by "Jonesy" February 12, 2006

matyr 

A matyr is someone who dies in aid of a cause.

Suicide bombers are matyrs for terrorists.

matyr by "Jonesy" February 6, 2006