turdoor
turdoor by Safe in Butter April 21, 2011
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turdocracy
This is a government that is intentionally abusive towards the persons autocratically governed; literally, a government that acts like a turd.
Gen. Benjamin F. Butler's military rule over New Orleans is a classical example of a turdocracy in action with its arbitrariness and studied offensiveness: he was a steaming turd in every way.
turdocracy by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 22, 2005
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turdoor • turdbortion • turdcore • turdcorn • turdfork • turdocracy • turdography • turdoodie • turdor • turdorism
Turdworthy
Preferred literature of defecation.
I have found that the Readers Digest is a highly turdworthy publication, the articles aren't too long.
Turdworthy by Carson Giles March 16, 2008
turdbortion
1. the mixture of an abortion and a turd.
2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.
(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)
2.the result of a perfectly good radio show abandoned by it's host and hijacked by an obnoxious dwarf.
(Word coined by “Zorback_the_greek”, Definition created by “nick from jersey”)
God, when Danny Bonaduce tried to take over the Adam Carolla show he really turned the show into a turdbortion.
turdbortion by As-hole January 7, 2008
turdbortion
Combination turd and abortion, something so awful and worthless simply calling it a turd gives it far too much dignity. an awful clusterfuck of the worst possible kind.
turdbortion by TheYellowDart January 6, 2008
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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