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turdarrhea 

The one-two punch of a good old fashioned turd followed up by a torrent of explosive diarrhea.

It begins with a standard-issue turd forming in the colon from observing a normal healthy diet. Then, usually whilst drunk, you eat something which is known to have explosive diarrhea causing effects, e.g. Chipotle. This results in immense pressure buildup of diarrhea behind the turd "plug" in much the same way as magma builds up beneath a solid rock cap in a volcano prior to its eruption.

At some point you become acutely aware of this pressure and go scrambling for the toilet - if you're lucky, you make it in time. What happens next is in many respects similar to the discharging of a cannon or firearm. The immense pressure wave propels the solid turd out of your butt, usually splattering it against the side of the toilet bowl like a sticky, smelly artillery shell. The diarrhea then spews out in a manner not unlike the rocket exhaust of a space shuttle launch, coating toilet and buttcheeks with a soupy-yellow brown film.

Best case scenario is that cleanup requires a jug of bleach and a hot shower. Worst case, the hazmat team.
A particularly violent bout of turdarrhea cracked my toilet bowl and flooded my entire house with a two-foot deep layer of poo soup. Interestingly enough, the little pieces of corn from my burrito survived the trip through my GI tract intact and were floating around like little yellow life rafts.
turdarrhea by burritobrosshits August 5, 2011
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TURDURDURT 

Adjective.

Meaning : Live life and enjoy every moment..

Made by : bouyon artiste keks mafia from the commonwealth of Dominica which is if not the most viral word/phrase in the caribbean..
Don't apply too much stress and pressure on yourself whenever you feel down and out just remember you can always turdurdurt
TURDURDURT by MAFIA BABY June 25, 2019

Turdrific 

Another way of saying that someone or something is "the shit".
Man, Al Gore is turdrific! He's really the shit!
Turdrific by dirtyjeff March 20, 2008
The scientific study of turds. Although not traditionally recognized as a legitimate field of scientific research, Turdology has recently made some breakthroughs that have revolutionized the field. This recent progress is largely the result of the work of a group of Australian Turdologists who have for many years conducted extensive research sheep and other farmyard animals.

Turdologists employ the use of cutting edge technology and are admired by scientists in other fields of research for the many high-tech gizmo's that they use. Among these are the turdometer, for presisely measuring the physical dimensions of various turds, the turdiloscope, used for locating turds at the source, the turdmograph, for acurately plotting graphical representations of the data extracted from tests on many different turds, and the turdulatory analytical osmosifier, for analyzing the chemical composition of turds.
Turdology is for turdologists with turdiloscopes.
Turdology by turdmeister May 31, 2010
A Tudor is a sexy mofo, strong passionate , loving and will take your bitch so keep her on guard
Damn that's a Tudor
Tudor by Loladmits December 29, 2016

turdocracy 

This is a government that is intentionally abusive towards the persons autocratically governed; literally, a government that acts like a turd.
Gen. Benjamin F. Butler's military rule over New Orleans is a classical example of a turdocracy in action with its arbitrariness and studied offensiveness: he was a steaming turd in every way.